8 Ways Hillary Clinton is Similar to The Predator

 

  1. Predator: Kills people from afar with advanced technology.
    Hillary: Kills people from afar with advanced technology.
  2. Predator: Has a creepy laugh.
    Hillary: Has a creepy laugh.
  3. Predator: Mimics human speech it doesn’t quite understand to draw prey in for the kill.
    Hillary: Mimics human speech she doesn’t quite understand to draw voters to her campaign.
  4. Predator: Terrorized Latin America for decades.
    Hillary: Terrorized Latin America for decades.
  5. Predator: Has issues with (to quote Robert Rodriguez) a “Black Super Predator.”
    Hillary: Has issues with (to quote herself) black “super predators.”
  6. Predator: Sports dreadlocks and other stereotypical characteristics of indigenous tribal hunters.
    Hillary: Sports a pantsuit and other stereotypical characteristics of a white feminist.
  7. Predator:  Didn’t expect a mud-covered Arnold Schwarzenegger to cause as much trouble as he did.
    Hillary: Didn’t expect Bernie Sanders to cause as much trouble as he did.
  8. Predator: Deflects simple questions by repeating the question, then setting off a nuke.
    Hillary: Deflects simple questions by babbling about why she should be allowed access to codes that could set off a nuke.

Coincidence?

 

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